This Realistic Dead Alien Prop looks like it just had some bad Mexican food. Or maybe it’s dying of intergalactic constipation. Actually, I just noticed that it’s clutching it’s alien groin-junk. So it could just be that I stumbled on some alien erotica and that’s not agony, but ecstasy. And now I feel weird. It must be good if it curls those toes. You go alien! You do you!
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Guy Is Hit By Coffin and Dies At ‘Buried Alive’ Haunted House
The irony! The haunted house ride in Hong Kong promises visitors they will “experience being buried alive alone, before fighting their way out of their dark and eerie grave”. Turns out that is so true! A man died after he was hit by a mechanical coffin as he walked through the haunted house attraction. He was found unconscious five minutes after entering the Buried Alive ride at Ocean Park, in Hong Kong. Apparently, he wandered into a maintenance area, where you can apparently die because coffins are zipping around.
In Hong Kong, they don’t mess around. They not only kill ya, they supply the coffin.
via Mirror
Fishermen Find Dead Werewolf In River
The story goes that two fishermen were out fishing when they discovered a werewolf corpse, lying in the shallow water. Here’s what I think happened:
I think there were 3 fishermen. One went to the edge of the woods to take a dump cuz that’s what you do, and you stay on the edge of the woods cuz the woods is scary. So he dropped his pants and so he wouldn’t get killed by a strange beast, took a dump facing the forest. One of the other 2 fishermen, unbeknownst to all, was a werewolf. This guy happened to look over at his friend who was making like a hershey factory, saw his full moon and transformed into a werewolf. A werewolf who was so distraught at seeing such a hairy ass in such an act, committed suicide right there by drowning.
Now isn’t that far more likely?
via Freaklore
Burial Bath – Death and Decay Soap – Why Not?
Burial Bath – Death and Decay Soap. For when you really want to get clean, but you want to feel… Unclean? Dead? Decayed? I have no idea, but zombies would love it. If they took baths, Which they don’t. They should though. Cuz they are rant. Like walking city dumpsters in the summer. Take this zombie. Have yourself a bath. Burn those clothes too. That cheap Made In China shizz is decomposing faster than you are. Didn’t any of you die in quality threads? Oh yeah, Walmart.
Birthday Cat Calendar In Memory Of The Dead
This calendar is for both the living and the dead. It lets you remember deceased family members and friends and pets. It would be pretty depressing if it weren’t for that cute and creepy cat all over it’s pages. Every month, two famous deceased persons are mentioned as an example of how the calendar is meant to be used. On every page there is death… And as mentioned that cute cat. So you get the best of both worlds. That cat laughs at death. It is the creepiest cat calendar around.
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