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Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware – Here Comes The Died

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Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware
Do you take this skeleton to have and to hold in bony arms until decomposition do you part? You do? Good. You may now kiss the corpse bride. You can celebrate your nuptials with this Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware and remember the occasion forever. You can get a whole set of plates, plus the seller has all kinds of other skeleton themed dishware. Now you can have skeletons in the cupboard as well as the closet. This is some awesome “bone” china. Pretty sweet.

Here comes the died! Here comes the died! Da da da da da here comes the died!

Bone Appetit Anatomical Housewares

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Bone Appetit Anatomical Housewares
*Snooty rich voice. Nose up in the air.* When I ordered a plate of ribs this was not what I had in mind good sir! Yes, yes. Your apologies are like sauce on my non-existent man food! I wish to speak with the manager. What? Free meal for my trouble? The hell you say! Well, I never! Maybe just this once. I’ll take double what I ordered before.

Check out these Bone Appetit Anatomical Housewares pieces. This bone china from foldedpigs has bones on it! And other human anatomy parts. How do you fold pigs anyway? Very carefully. I usually show them a pair of aces and they fold like fresh laundry. I hear these plates are a real squeal by the way.
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Classic Monster Dishware

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Classic Monster Dishware
This monster dishware from wigoutgraphics is pretty cool. You can serve up monster themed food on them (I’m assuming) like The Creature from the Black Legumes, Frankenstein Franks, even Wolfman Waffles. It’s always a party when you have monster dishware. A monster mash! C’mon you knew that was coming. Oh, that’s awesome. Monster Mashed potatoes!

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware

Classic Monster Dishware

The Poo Poo Platter

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poo poo platter
Make your guests feel right at home by serving up some snacks in this Poo Poo Platter. Don’t be so quick to poo poo it. Dipping your nachos into brown bean dip has never looked so appealing. It’s a play on words and potty humor all in one piece of kitchen dishware. It’s bound to be poop-ular with your friends!

If you get a piece of corn, you win! It will be a truly unforgettable night.
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Brain Bowls: It’s All Brain Food Now

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brain bowls
Brains! Brains! The magical bowls.
Zombies eat ’em to get their lols.

Buy some today, be a good consumer,
Send yours back if it has a tumor.

Drop ’em and watch them shatter,
Lining your kitchen with Fruity Pebbles and grey matter.

These brain bowls are awesome, but they’re going to attract all of the neighborhood zombies for sure. No! Bad Zombie. You can have the Lucky Charms I poured you, but don’t eat the bowl. No. No! Don’t make me get the spray bottle.
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