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Vampire Bats Scientific Illustration Poster

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Vampire Bats Scientific Illustration Poster
Hang this Vampire Bats Scientific Illustration Poster on your wall and you will feel like a fancy bat scientist. You know what you call a Bat scientist? A Batman! Your assistant’s name could be Robin. Study this poster day and night and you will become smarter in the ways of the bat. The next step is building a bat cave. I think you know the rest. Using your billionaire resources to genetically alter your appearance until you are a bat. THEN you will be ready to fight crime.

Or you know, just enjoy this in your home.
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Realistic Snake Canes

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Realistic Snake Canes
Mike Stinnett makes canes. Canes that look like snakes. I’m talking they look like they are gonna bite you. The level of realism in his work is incredible. This is the ultimate in walking accessories. It’s also the ultimate in accessories that will scare the hell out of people. I’m scared just looking at these canes. Pro tip: Never take your cane into the wilderness and set it down, cuz you know you’re gonna pick up a real snake by accident and get bit.

Elderly people like to beat others with canes. That’s just a fact.And it would be so much more satisfying to see someone get beat with a stiff snake. Maybe that’s just me.
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Crazy Cat Lady Gourd

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Crazy Cat Lady Gourd
Being a crazy cat lady is one thing, but put some damn clothes on woman! You can’t just cover your naughty bits with cats! Well you can, but then everyone’s gonna confuse your kitties with your T***ies. Are you on some Hawaiian vacation or is this how you always dress at home? Pull yourself together.Are you out of your gourd?

Fruit & Vegetables Carved Into Scary Skulls

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Fruit & Vegetables Carved Into Scary Skulls
Russian artist Dimitri Taykalov has a creepy obsession with skulls. Isn’t that called scoliosis. Nah, that’s something else. Pretty sure that’s something entirely different. He likes to carve fruits and vegetables into skulls. Nothing weird about that right? We all play with out food. Hell, I’ve been known to sit at the table for hours sculpting my mashed potatoes into a cool mountain, but that’s only because of UFOs.

No, Dimitri just loves turning stuff into skulls. Probably because he doesn’t want to eat his fruits and vegetables. I can dig that. Picky eaters usually turn into food artists for that very reason. Kinda like how I have no real skills in life, so I bring you cool and creepy stuff. Keeps me out of the loony bin, puts you one step closer. Isn’t it amazing how our lives all touch each other? Beets me. Lettuce meditate on that for awhile. Let it sink into your melon. Glad I could Pro-duce some humor in your day.
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Weird Art: Don’t Take Candy From A Blind Witch

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Weird Art Don't Take Candy From A Blind Witch
Just don’t. She’s blind, so there’s no telling what she’s gonna give ya. Maybe a tootsie roll with dog hair stuck to it. Maybe a lollipop with a cigarette butt. Why would you trust a blind witch as your candy source?

Maybe she melted the lollipop and used it’s molten sugar to wax her chin hair, then re-melted it and gave it to you. What are you stupid? Just don’t do it. Heed the weird art my brothas and sistas!