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The Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print

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The Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print
This Addams Family Haunted Mansion Print is based on the famous Disney Haunted Mansion stretch portraits. They’re creepy and they’re kooky. Mysterious and spooky. They’re altogether ooky. The Addams Family. The whole family is here in this cool print.

Fun fact: I’m writing a screenplay for a reboot. The hook? It’s Samuel Adams’ family. They make beer in colonial times and they are monsters. The daughters name is Tuesday instead of Wednesday. I was gonna call her Friday, but she never picked up. *rim shot* So what if I was a little inebriated when I wrote it? Alcohol is my muse. It’s also my mouthwash and my choice of cologne.

Horror Movie Monster Clocks

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Horror Movie Monster Clocks
What time is it? Monster time baby! These Horror Movie Monster Clocks from WigOutGraphics cover all of the classic Universal movie monsters. They have Frankenstein’s monster, Wolfman, Dracula, The Mummy, The Creature from the Black Lagoon and more. These clocks are perfect for your own haunted house or mad scientists laboratory. That’s the one that isn’t the bathroom, right? Oh yeah. That’s lavatory, however the hell that makes sense. Is there lava in there? No. If there was, I would have peed on it and created some cool steam, then enjoyed a steam bath. Stupid English language.

Hang them all on your walls and have a Monster Mash. Or a Graveyard Bash. Whichever!
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Universal Monster Postcards

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Universal Monster Postcards
Send some monster mail with these Universal Monster Postcards. Cuz you know, monsters are universal. No, really. They are everywhere in the universe. Like Jesus. Even on Mars. I’ve seen the mummies on Mars and let me tell you, they don’t stop until you are dead. Never saw the Invisible Man though. Duh.

Anyway, these postcards are pretty cute representations of the Universal Monsters. All eight are here. Each card is full color and shows these horror icons in humorous scenes. Do you even snail mail bro?

Do the monster mash while sending some monster mail.

Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll With Removable Ear

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Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll With Removable Ear
Give yourself the gift of Van Gogh, one of history’s greatest painters. Then give the one you love Van Gogh’s ear. Just like Van Gogh did. Thanks to this Vincent Van Gogh Plush Doll With Removable Ear. You don’t have to be stark raving mad to cut off your ear and send it to the woman you love. But it helps.

Say what you want about Vincent. He would always lend you his ear. Can you “ear” me Vincent? Oh that’s your bad side. Sorry. Oh well, you know what they say. Ear today, gone tomorrow. Vincent Van Gogh? More like Vincent Van Gone Deaf on one side.

Man, I hope that chick at least gave him a little something for cutting his damn ear off. If not, that’s just cold.

via Ohgizmo

Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Cereal Box Art

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Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Cereal Box Art
The best cereals have monsters on the box. Like this Frankenberry, Boo Berry And Count Chocula Cereal Box Art. I would hang this on my wall, but I already have the real boxes displayed on my hallway wall. The ants are just a bonus. I probably should have eaten the cereal first. I call it my hallway of cereal horrors.

Boo Berry is my favorite. He’s the ghost with the most! Calories. And sugar! Frankenberry is too flamboyant. He’s trying way too hard. The count? He’s alright. Decorate your walls with cereal dudes. Or if you have a speech impediment, “Surreal dudes”.