This Alien Art Doll is one toke over the line. Or five. Dude is totally baked. Looks like he’s drooling out of his alien talk-hole too. Whatever planet his body is on, dude’s mind is in the outer limits. Wait! What the-? Are his hands really little toes, with a toenail on each? What the deuce? This guy is totally baked and I would be too if I looked like him.
Tag: art
Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art
That’s some nice Wendigo Monster Anatomy Art right there. Awesome crypto-art brotha! Makes me happy. I’m writing a song about this.
I like crypto art
Not crypto farts
When Wendigo lets a steamy one go
The forest creatures start moving real slow.
Dude’s butt just smokes
while the rabbits choke
Then he grins real crass
and he wipes his ass
That’s all I got. Need to work on that some more.
16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster
You get 16 monsters on one poster. Damn, that’s a lot of monsters. This 16 Horror Movie Monsters Art Poster features the vampire, werewolf, mummy, ghoul, zombie and more. It’s frightful and delightful, it’s kooky and it’s spooky. It even has the king of the apes, King Kong himself.
Potato Head Skulls – Art That You Can Eat
So this guy makes skulls out of potatoes. Sometimes he fries them in oil after, sometimes he puts the potato head skulls in jars of vinegar and lemon to preserve them. Everyone needs a hobby I guess. I don’t like to eat anything that can look at me while I’m eating it.
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Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin Monster Sculpture
This monster sculpture is called “Larry Chain Smokin Outside Of Dunkin“. It doesn’t say who Larry is or if he kicked the habit since then. We don’t even know if any cops showed up to apprehend him cuz he’s a monster smoking in front of a Dunkin Donuts. But we assume that happened cuz A: He’s a monster and B: Cops love donuts. Makes sense. How does he even smoke with that mouth? Ew!