I really love these Bat Wing Bookends. I just like to admire them from time to time- Hey, where ya flying off to with my books? Come back here. *sigh* Anyway, like I was saying, I really love these bookends. I just wish I didn’t have to replace them every 2 weeks when they fly off. Gotta replace my books too. There’s a cave somewhere where these bookends are all living some awesome bat life. And laughing at me.
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Sexy Bat Wing Shirt
Look at my Sexy Bat Wing Shirt. I can fly! I can fly! *Splash* Well we know you can jump in that lake. Seriously though, look at those bat wings. Perfect for prancing around next to driftwood. I really wish I could watch this photo shoot. So magical. I especially like the second image where she’s flapping her wings and fanning a fart toward the water. Either that, or she’s getting held up at gunpoint with her arms in the air while twerking and she can’t stop. Won’t stop. God, those wings are sexy. I hope she never stops being her. Ya know?
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Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial
You know I’m all about helping you ladies to look more sexy on Halloween. Not that you aren’t sexy already. That’s why I’m sharing this Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial. NOT because I tried it myself and loved the results. And even if I did, so what? It’s not against the law. I didn’t. Just sayin’. Glad we have that cleared up. Batwing eyeliner is smoking hot. Give it a try. You’re welcome.
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Bat Wing Hair Bow
Da da da da da da da….Batgirlllllllll! In the old days if you wanted some bat wings in your hair you had to go outside and wait for a bat to swoop down and get all tangled in your locks while you scream and curse and wonder why you ever wanted bat wings in your hair in the first place. Not anymore. Now all you have to do is buy a Bat Wing Hair Bow. No need to get your scalp all clawed up by a squeaky bat. Isn’t modern life amazing?
Can I get a hell yeah? I can’t hear you. I said can I get a hell yeah? That’s better. Geesh, you guys are loud! Had to close my window!
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Bat Wing Heart Necklace: Batman Approves
Here’s one from “Bat” Midler. Did you ever know that you’re my hero? You are the wind beneath my wings. And that wind smells rancid. But that’s only because you had tacos today, so I totally get it. I love you anyway. Here, have this awesome Bat Wing Heart Necklace. Because you’ve flown away with my heart, then taken it back to your bat cave and nibbled on it while hanging upside down and pooping bat poop all over the cave floor.
If bats hang upside down to sleep, do they ever have nightmares and poop all over themselves? Probably. Bats aren’t very smart. Anywho, this awesome necklace makes a great gift for the bat lover in your life. Who doesn’t love bats? I love bats. You love bats. Baseball players are always talking about ’em too. We are all batty for bats.
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