*Reaches for a pencil as a tentacle hands one to me.* Thank you. Wait, what the f- Yeah, this Tentacle Pen and Pencil Holder is just that cool. It’s got tentacles everywhere and room for your writing instruments. It might even give you a little hand massage if you keep it on your desk.
Tag: nautical
Octopus Bedding Tentacle Pattern Duvet Cover or Comforter
Ohhhh. I love octopus bedding. Except for the part where my wife keeps jabbing me with her tentacles. There at least 20,000 leagues under the sea so why are your elbows in my side? Spread out! Damn! This bed is just like an octopus. You know how? They’re both full of suckers! Ouch! Stop that!
Leather Kraken Helmet
Crikey, ats a kraken elmet mate! I’ll take a crack at that kraken helmet. It doesn’t have any actual cracks right? Good cuz my head needs to be protected while I’m riding my Big Wheel, which I decked out in tentacles and seaweed. I’m going for a whole Mad Max thing. In this case, I call it Crazy Kraks.
You see why I have to protect my noggin? Cuz these ideas are gold! Plus I’m a big fan of Cthulhu and Krakens. In school the girls used to call me H.P. Nub-craft, for reasons I don’t feel comfortable getting into here. Well, I better get Kraken if I’m gonna save up all my dough and buy this thing.
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Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light
This Tentacle Lantern Wall Plaque with LED Light is awesome. It’s like Cthulhu just punched a tentacle through your wall to give you a little light. Thanks a lot Cthulhu, but unless you plan on staying there and holding that light for the rest of your life, I’m gonna need that wall fixed. Damn. Stop trying to be so overly helpful. It causes problems. Great. Now I hurt his feelings. It’s gonna be okay big guy. Stop crying. My walls are getting all wet.
Tentacles Of Terror – Kraken Bookends
I really need to get kraken on my reading. Get it? These Kraken Bookends will help me keep my books organized. Look at that tentacle just attacking that ship and breaking it in half. I bet he flexed his tentacle muscles afterward too, like “Yeah son! That’s what’s up! You just got krakalacka kracked! Boo-Ya!”