These Cryptid Tarot Cards will reveal your fortune. OMG! Ask me about my love life!
Ok. I see a tall dark stranger.
OMG! Is he rich?
No. He’s very hairy and he has big feet.
Does he have money?
No, but he has a hut made of sticks and everything outside is his toilet. You’ll be happy.
Here’s a good gift for Bigfoot fans. This Bigfoot Soap gives you a nice Bigfoot scene that you can display by the sink. He’s in his natural habitat and you get to stay clean. Pretty awesome. And thank God it smells nice and not like a hairy filthy woods creature who never wipes properly.
If you own a jeep, take Bigfoot for a ride and have yourself a cryptid adventure. This BigFoot Jeep Windshield Decal accompanies the Jeep silhouette on your windshield. Perfect for sasquatch enthusiasts and Bigfoot hunters. Yo Bigfoot hunters, if you find him, don’t kill him, k? Thanks.
Keep things classy with this Bigfoot Bust. It demands a good place on your desk. The big guy looks very dignified. It’s perfect for when you want to smoke your pipe and talk about your latest expeditions to catch the elusive beast.
Bigfoot Catches Loch Ness Monster Artisan Coffee tastes like what the scene smells like. Bigfoot BO and fishiness as two beasts battle. You get 8oz of whole bean coffee roasted to order, from family-owned farms, who are no doubt under siege daily from Bigfoot. He likes to steal coffee beans at night. It’s just what they do. Actually, these two beasts aren’t fighting. Bigfoot’s just doing some fishing.