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Is This The Face of Bigfoot?

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Is This The Face of Bigfoot?
This video comes from a trapper in Canada. The dude says that he filmed the legendary Bigfoot’s face! He stumbled upon a disused campsite and took out his camera. Then he sees something hairy and within that hair… Bigfoot’s face. Just looks like a monkey in a wig to me. Which is still pretty impressive. The monkey would have gotten bonus points had he also applied lipstick and eyeliner.

Is it Bigfoot? Could be. Dude wasn’t hanging around to find out. He did what anyone would have done when spotting a monkey in a wig. He ran like hell. Skip to the 1:00 mark for the slow mo shot.
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Bigfoot And Other Cryptid Keychains – Keys To The Cryptid Kingdom

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Bigfoot And Other Cryptid Keychains
You’ll never lose your keys when they are attached to a cryptid. Etsy seller SupernaturalShack sells these cool keychains that will hold your keys in paranormal style. Hmmm. I had a supernatural shack once, but it vanished. Anyway, you can choose from Bigfoot and the Flatwoods Monster in two styles. They make any set of keys the keys to the cryptid kingdom. I’ve never been, but I hear it’s lovely this time of year.

Bigfoot Polo Shirts Are Classy As Squatch

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Bigfoot Polo Shirts
Why wear an alligator on your breast, or a polo player, when you can wear nature’s most perfect creature? These Bigfoot Polo Shirts keep things classy while also saying, “Yeah I believe in Bigfoot. So what?” Just look at that embroidered silhouette. This shirt is classy as f@@k! Cryptids in da house. But ladies don’t have cryptids on their blouse! Not my fault. This is just in a men’s style.

Bigfoot Action Figure – Eh, Could Be Bigger

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Bigfoot Action Figure
Big feet require a big action figure. Big feet is what the Bigfoot Action Figure is all about. He’s a real American hero. This hairy dude stands 7.25″ tall and is articulated for some awesome Bigfoot-posing action. Pose him how he was in the Patterson film. Pose him how he was when your cousin Jethro spotted him carrying off the family goat. Pose him like he’s taking a sasquatch in the woods and his stomach is all in knots cuz he has diarrhea. It’s all good.

Sexy 3D Printed Cryptid Skull Pendants

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3D Printed Cryptid Skull Pendants
Who’s down for collecting some cryptid skulls and wearing them as jewelry? *Raises my own hand!* MythicArticulations has you covered. You can get the Loch Ness Monster, Jackalope, Cerberus, the Jersey Devil, Sasquatch and more. I’m gonna wear them all at once, so I can pretend I’m a cryptid hunter, even though I hide behind the couch at the mention of their names. That’s where I’m typing from right now. Ohhhh. I just found a dust bunny eating an M and M. I just ate both. I’m top of the food chain in my house!
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