I’ve heard of wearing your heart on your sleeve, but wearing your fetus around your neck is a new one to me. Meet the Baby Fetus Necklace Pendant. I guess fetal fashion is all the rage. Do you like it? If so, that may be a case of fetal attraction. Love that movie. Stay true to the cause and wear it with pride, knowing that our enemies will never de-fetus.
Is that dude making the Home Alone face? I think it is.
Well damn. I’d like to rub my planchette over that and commune with the spirit world. This Ouija Board Bikini Set has me excited and not cuz I want to wear it. Of course you should get a pair that fits, otherwise, people will see how rosy your cheeks are. I like how the “good bye” looks it is going bye bye as the entire ouija board is being sucked into a vortex down the crack.
This Vampire Bat Vase is perfect for your gothic decorated home. Sure, it looks great with flowers, but I would put a taxidermy bat in it. Just have it hanging off the side like, “Yo. What up? Just chillin’ here.” This vase makes your belfry batty and will have your guests all chatty.
Have the power of the snake when you wear this awesome Slithering Snake Silver Serpent Ring. Just try not to hiss too much and bite people in public. Besides your venom game is weak bro. I also wouldn’t carry around a baby rattle and rattle it when others approach. People will just think you’re crazy. Cuz you are. It has a nice antique finish that is so detailed, you can see the scaly texture as the snake hugs your finger. Ewww. Get it off. Get it off!
This Edgar Allen Poe Journal is a great place to write down all of those things that you want to deal with NEVERMORE:
Taxes
SJW weirdos
Dank memes
The store being out of what you want and you’re all like wtf!
Diets
and whatever else you might be sick of. Let the magic of the NEVERMORE bird wash these things from your mind.