We’ve featured MoldyCreations stuff around here before. It’s terrifying. I’m pretty sure they use a bunch of dark elves to create their wares. Like this Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box. I’m not even turning the handle and listening to the music while waiting for this thing to pop up and I’m already terrified. Is their a child that you don’t like? I think I found the perfect gift for them. Sweet dreams you little s**t!
Tag: bizarre
This Skull Wall Art Set Is A Trio Of Terror
Are these skulls melting into the wall or coming out of it and into our world from another dimension? I have no idea, but I want them on my wall just because they are awesome. I’m gonna display them year round, not just on Halloween. Seriously, I need this skull wall art in every room.
X-Files Evidence Bag Lunch Tote – I Want To Believe
Investigating paranormal stuff every day is hard work. Better pack a lunch. Use this X-Files Evidence Bag Lunch Tote. It looks just like an evidence bag that Mulder or Scully would use to keep their evidence in. Oh looky here, what do I have for lunch today? Let me just open the bag. Is it a poop sample from a mutant moth man? A petri dish full of black slime? It’s always a crapshoot with this bag. Sometimes actual monster crap.
Chicken Harness Is A Thing That Exists
WTF!? A Chicken harness is a thing. How many people do you see taking their chickens for a walk? Just make sure you don’t put it on too tight or people will accuse you of choking your chicken. The ad says it’s good for chicken weighing, cuz we all know it’s important that your chicken doesn’t pork out. I’m getting this thing and a chicken just so I can be that guy who walks a chicken around town.
Taxidermy Rat Toothbrush Holder / Plague Holder
The Taxidermy Rat Toothbrush Holder is my new favorite accessory. Keeping your teeth clean is important, so yeah, it makes total sense to store your toothbrushes in a nasty filthy disease carrier’s corpse. Why the hell not, since you already have the brushes touching each other’s bristles. That’s nasty! Maybe we should have the toothpaste coming out of its plague-carrying mouth too.