The Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick is heavy on the doom, but light on the gloom. It may even light up your room. Looks like I’m a poet and didn’t even know it. Bones… That’s what we need more of in our homes. Just make sure you feed it the perfect amount of calcium and this candlestick will be with you forever. Gotta take care of them bones.
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T-Rex Dinosaur Candlesticks
T-Rex Dinosaur Candlesticks. This dinosaur lighting accessory will provide a Jurassic spark to any room. He he he. Jurassic spark. They are made with repurposed painted plastic toys, making them awesome. They look like major awards that you could win for being the coolest dinosaur ever. Which is why I have so many.
Every year a paint a dinosaur gold, walk down my own red carpet, present one to myself and give a teary eyed speech. This year was special. I sawed a donkey in half, spray painted the butt-end gold and gave my self “The ultimate half-ass award” cuz I never do anything all the way.