Goth up your tree with these Skull and Bones Gothic Christmas Ornaments. Cuz Christmas trees should not be cheerful. These ornaments unleash the dark side of Christmas. Each Glass Ornament is 3.25in and has been filled with glitter. They also have a skull and crossbones on them. Joy to the world MFers!
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Skull and Bones Tea Infuser For Terrifying Tea Time
Normally anything with a skull and bones is going to make the last tea that you ever drink, but in this case your tea should be safe to drink. The Skull and Bones Tea Infuser is a spooky skull shaped tea infuser that brews up a nice cup of tea and keeps things nice and creepy. When you’re done brewing, rest the skull on the handy crossbones to prevent messes. Waiter, there’s a skull in my tea!
Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick
The Shadow of Doom: Skull and Bones Candlestick is heavy on the doom, but light on the gloom. It may even light up your room. Looks like I’m a poet and didn’t even know it. Bones… That’s what we need more of in our homes. Just make sure you feed it the perfect amount of calcium and this candlestick will be with you forever. Gotta take care of them bones.
Skull and Bones Sculptural Candlesticks
These candlesticks are nothing but skull and bones. Somebody feed it! Oh wait, that’s skin and bones. No skin here. I know because I was all like, “Give me five. Slip me some skin!” and then I noticed it had no skin. Then I noticed I was talking to an inanimate object. Then I took my meds and had sleepy-nappy time. The skulls on these Skull and Bones Sculptural Candlesticks look downright angry. Imma make ’em face each other in a badass candlelight grumpy stare-off.
Glow In The Dark Skull And Bones Guitar
This guitar is gonna rock you like a hurricane and then not fix your house and make off with your insurance money. It’s wicked awesome. And since a skull and bones means poison, you can call your band Poison. Oh, that’e been taken? How about “Ladies and gentlemen…I present…If Swallowed, Induce Vomiting!” The crowd goes wild.
This $1,299.00 guitar is going to get you all of the ladies. All of the Goth ladies.