These Casket Of Doom Necklaces have skulls trapped inside. They’re kinda like little prisons for skulls that have been incarcerated. You can almost see them struggling to break free into our world. So basically you’ll be wearing a soul that is trapped for all eternity. Only a God does that. Go you with your bad God self. Wear the tormented souls of others and make the ultimate fashion statement.
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Nothing But The Best – Luxury Leather Coffin
Be buried in the best when it comes time for your long goodbye. These extravagant luxury coffins from Saddleback Leather will have you resting in peace and in style. It is an 87″ x 36″ hardwood box covered in leather with nine full-grain hides. It has six reinforced handles for carrying, straps to hold the lid on, a pigskin lining inside, with a full-grain leather pillow for comfort, pockets for storing mementos and a large wooden plaque that can be customized. It’s everything that a dead body could want. All for around $25,000.
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Coffin Nail Antique Iron Necklace
Well that’s the final nail in the coffin! This Coffin Nail Antique Iron Necklace is pretty cool ciz if you ever come across a coffin that has been dug up and left there, you can be all like, nope! I don’t think you. Then hammer your nail in so no dead bodies can get away. Runaway dead bodies are the worst. I think they really nailed it with this necklace. I really do.
And please, just buy this one. Don’t steal one from a coffin. Remember, keep dead bodies in their place.
Pastel Coffin Necklaces
Don’t mess with me buddy. I wear death around my neck. These Pastel Coffin Necklaces are both cute and creepy. They have a little heart cutaway so you can see the corpse inside, if there was a corpse. A corpse is a corpse, of corpse of corpse. These necklaces go with everything. You can even be buried in it and look great. Any takers? Ant undertakers?
Wood Coffin Keychains
These Wood Coffin Keychains are perfect for your car keys. If you drive a hearse. Also perfect for your house keys. If you live in a funeral home. Better “dead” bolt that door once you get inside though. Also perfect for those keys that you have that are no longer useful. In other words, keys that are dead to you. Ha. I could go on all day, but I’m late for therapy. Once I showed up and it was shock therapy. Cuz the therapist was so shocked I got there on time.