Check out these Cute Cryptid Rubber Keychains. Catch a crazy cryptid inside a cryptic crypt with a crying cryptkeeper craving cranberries. I have no idea where that came from. Just felt right so I went with it. These are some seriously cool cryptid keychains though. The seller has them as a set of 6, but you can also buy them individually.
You get El Chupacabra, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, Jersey Devil, Werewolf and Jackalope.
These Wood Coffin Keychains are perfect for your car keys. If you drive a hearse. Also perfect for your house keys. If you live in a funeral home. Better “dead” bolt that door once you get inside though. Also perfect for those keys that you have that are no longer useful. In other words, keys that are dead to you. Ha. I could go on all day, but I’m late for therapy. Once I showed up and it was shock therapy. Cuz the therapist was so shocked I got there on time.
I’m a simple dude. I don’t need see how the sausage is made. I just wanna wolf it down. Just like I don’t need to see the insides of humans. It’s gross. Which is why Doctor’s are messed in the head. What 5 year old says. “When I grow up I want to cut other people open and stick my hands all up in ’em!”? Doctors, that’s who!
Etsy seller tcustom has all kinds of human anatomy keychains and they ain’t no better than doctors! *Spits.* Now get off my lawn. Brains and insides is icky and gooey!
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