This Big Butt Buddy Crochet Pattern is exactly what it sounds like, a big crochet butt that will be your buddy.
Why you cheeky little-
Just talkin’ ’bout Butt Buddy.
You know what that means right?
Yeah, my buddy who is also a butt.
You mean your butt buddy?
Sure.
Ohhhhhh. Now I get it. Whatevs. I’m man enough to admit that me and my heinie homie are butt buddies.
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Butts. Everybody has one. You get out of the shower and you try to cover it up, but the towel just falls anyway. I say if you have it flaunt it and if it is covered by a towel you can still show it off with this cheeky Butt towel.
Saggy butt? Droopy dumper? Now your butt will always look buff and cartoony after each shower, while your real and likely acne riddled butt hides beneath. This is like plastic surgery that you can put on and take off of your poop-shooter.
Ebay seller hvandyk1 is going through some tough times. His family is currently homeless and they need $7500 to secure an apartment. So he did what anyone would do. He turned to Ebay and offered up his buns for money, thereby setting off our creep detector. If they need money, that’s cool,(Hopefully that isn’t a lie) but just be aware that you have entered the creep zone with your offer.
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