Have a coffin or two with your coffee. This Coffin Coffee and Side Table will make your home look like some mortician owned coffee shop. They can customize these in any color combo you want. I bet they could even put a fake body inside for those who like a full-bodied coffee. Get it? Would you like some cream-atorium with your coffee?
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Story Time Dice: Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game
Time for Scary Time sucka! Roll the dice and get your creep on. Try not to freak out when you play the Story Time Dice: Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game. Roll them bones for a good scare. You pit 12 heroes against 12 monsters across 8 spooky settings, and overcome 8 obstacles using 20 tools.
Plus if you get attacked by a scary monster, you can always throw these dice at it and run. That’s the real reason to play this game.
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Sky Apparition In Brazil Scares Residents
People in Brazil recently spotted a weird apparition in the sky. Is it God? An angel? I have no idea, but I know that a million internet users in Brazil suddenly X’ed out of their porn browser and pretended they were doing something else. Just in case.
Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet
I can’t be the only one who is creeped out by the Praying Mantis. It is just wrong and creepy. Get it away. Get that Mini Praying Mantis Finger Puppet out of my face. *Sprays raid all over your face* I warned you. You’re gonna wanna put some milk on that. Sorry, I’m all out.
What the hell are they praying for anyway? Even more nightmarish looks? They describe this toy as “Great fun for toddlers and children”. More like “Great fun for the therapists that are gonna get rich cuz your kid is traumatized for life”. And you know why too. F**k Praying Mantises!
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Demonic Goat Born in Argentina Looks Like Krampus
Something weird is going on with the goats in Argentina. Like this baby goat for instance. It was born sporting a demon face that kind of looks like Krampus. The goat stillborn and scared the bejesus out of observers so much that they called the police to investigate. The police were probably like, “Uhhh. That’s damn ugly. You on your own!” then left.
https://youtu.be/kSoAVo0OJsc
The rest of the body appeared pretty normal, but the face? Fuggin Fugly. I can’t look anymore.
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