Drinking coffee in this Sugar Skull Coffee Mug with Mustache is just plain fun. Especially if you and your mug both have a mustache. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with bumping soup strainers. I don’t judge. This mug looks like a good drinking buddy.
Hello Senior. Do you mind if I drink from your cabaza?
See Senior. You are a beautiful mustachioed man.
I love you.
I know!
It’s the day of the dead. Dia De Los Muertos biatches. These Sugar Skull Necklaces are sugary and sweet. Also creepy and cool. They make me so hungry cuz they look like awesome candy colors. These are ceramic though so if they were in front of me there goes every tooth in my mouth, falling everywhere. More like Day of the dentist.
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Turn the Day of the Dead into the Day of the Bed. And just don’t get out for anyone or anything. Leave me alone, I’m tired! This Sugar Skull Comforter Set or Duvet Cover is from FolkandFunky, which sounds like a lame buddy cop show from the 60s. One likes folk music, the other likes funk. Together they are cleaning up the streets.
Awwww look at those skulls. They’re so in love. I wonder how they do “it”? Take that back. No I don’t. Just got a mental image of bone on bone action. Wasn’t really all that gross, but the sound of bones on bones grinding really hurt my ears. When the skeletons are rockin’, don’t come a knockin’! I hear that she’s a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. If you know what I’m saying. More like a creak in the sheets. You know, cuz bones.
Till death do us part? I got news for you two. I think you’re about to divorce cuz you is both dead dead dead! But you look lovely. Really, you two are a cute couple. Couple of corpses!
Seriously, they have all kinds of awesome Gothic, skeleton, too creepy to go to bed sets. Check out the whole shop.
This Day Of The Dead Skull Nightlight will make sure that your night of the dead is lit up nicely and glows with luminous death. You probably should not put it in a kid’s room.
Mommy, mommy! Death came to me again in my room last night. That’s nice dear. But that wasn’t death. It was the angel of death. Did you see his angel glow? Just be thankful he didn’t ask you to come with him. Remember, keep your grades up and he will never come through your wall. Get straight A’s or else!
Oh yeah? Dia De Los Muertos to you too buddy! This Dia De Los Muertos Sugar Skull Bride And Groom are all ready to walk down the aisle and get married. Cuz Marriage is the real Day of the Dead. Am I right guys? Is my wife here? Thank God. These no longer single skulls have rhinestones, paper flowers and a hand made top hat.
You may now kiss the bride. *Shoves their skulls together and watches in horror as they break and turn to dust* Uh,sorry about that folks. I guess it was not meant to be. That’s how you know it’s unholy matrimony.