Put your tentacles on this Octopus Tentacle Handle Mug and enjoy a good cup of joe.I don’t know who squeezed out Joe’s liquids and put them in this cup, but that’s a mystery for another day. These are perfect for the octopus lover, not that I condone that sort of thing. Not for me tough. I have an irrational fear of the octopus. I see one and I run away.Yet I’m obsessed with them at the same time. My therapist calls it obsessive com-puss-ive disorder. I’m afraid of the octopus and I’m also a puss. Anyway, enjoy your tentacled mug. Don’t you just want to touch that handle? I do and yet I HATE them. See? I got problems.
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UFO Caught on Tape Mug – We Have Evidence
Somebody made a funny. I’ve been waiting for true evidence of a UFO caught on tape. I guess this is it. I hope the Scotch tape company sees this and it inspires them to create a giant roll of tape with some tape just flapping in the air about 10,000 feet up, so it can catch UFOs like fly paper. More likely they will see this and just sue the seller. *sigh* Now I feel bad.
Color Changing UFO Mug Shows Cow Abduction
This Color Changing UFO Mug shows a cow abduction in progress when you add hot liquid. It’s a cautionary mug. Especially if you’re a cow. A good reminder to get your eyes off of that smartphone and look up. Cuz you never know when they are coming for you. Like I always say, “Keep your eyes peeled so’s your butt don’t have to heal.” Words to live by. I also say, “Look to the stars, while they’re looking toward Uranus!”
Gothic Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug – Good To The Last Drop
Zombies take a little nip from the Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug and it keeps them from rotting just a little while longer. It can help you too. It’s good for what ails you. This mug is the balm. I don’t know about you, but coffee makes me poo. If I drink from this Embalming Fluid Coffee Mug, embalming is gonna be out-balming real fast. This is the undertakers favorite mug, cuz they are hardcore like that.
Morphine Mug
At last I have a mug for my morphine! A Morphine Mug! *Takes a sip* Oh ho, that’s good stuff… *Hears a distant birdsong. Sees pretty colors as my eyes slowly close.* IIIIIIIIIIII have become… Comfortably numb… *wakes up with a jolt* Where was I? Oh yeah, I was in a hollowed out tree in 18th century france, playing strange games with the fuzzy electric bunnies, but that’s not important right now. My point is, this is a pretty cool mug. *Drifts off again.*