Etsy seller SliceOfModPie makes these cool Twin Peaks The Return dolls, plus others not shown here. They are selling quick, so hurry and get yours. She has Naido, Dale Cooper, Gordon Cole, Candy, Lucy, the Woodsmen, demonic Sarah Palmer and more. All this talk of Twin Peaks makes me want some pie and coffee so if you will excuse me, I’ll be off to the RR Diner. Also check out this cool Twin Peaks journal.
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Memento Mori Mummy Coffins
These Memento Mori Mummy Coffins are to die for! Nothing says home decor like small dead people in caskets that look like they have been there for a hundred years or so. I’ll take ten of them! They come in “Zombie Stare”, “Banshee Scream”, and “Pumpkin.” Pretty sweet! You could have yourself a whole above ground cemetery. All are nightmare fuel. Which we love.
Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls
Hey, why not? Give your baby these Horror Villains Security Blanket Dolls. That way they can feel nice and secure… Around killers! You should never feel safe and secure around killers. Although they do look soft and cuddly… NO! I will not be drawn in to your- I do feel safer with my blankie. I can’t deny that. Sure, I’ll give these a try. But I might get some weird looks while I’m out in public clutching all of these guys to my chest. Have a look at the shop and see the rest of them.
Toys For Little Creepers – Plush Skeleton Dolls
I can’t decide if these Plush Skeleton Dolls are cute or creepy, but that one guy in the back with no face… Nightmare fuel! Look at them. Just one big happy family with momma skeleton holding them all on a rocker. They’re tight too. Nobody makes fun of no-face or calls him names like Void or Spaceface, but you can tell that even they are creeped out by him. Did you know that plush skeletons grow up to become all rigid and bony, losing all of their plushy flesh by 12 years old? True story.
Do you think that pumpkin stole that kids face? Damn. Now I’m more weirded out by the pumpkin. Probably took his soul too. Yeah, that pumpkin is the real power behind the throne. There’s some messed up stuff going on here.
Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies
Feeling mopey? Yeah, me too.It’s cuz I don’t have any of these Funko Mopeez Classic Horror Plushies. I knew I was missing something in my life. It was a bunch of cuddly horror movie killers. You know what else is a horror movie killer? Diarrhea! Well, it’s a movie killer in general. Too many milk duds and a river of coke in my stomach. That’s why I always bring a change of pants to the theater. Lifehacks people!