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Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring

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Goosebumps Slappy The Dummy Replica And Annabelle From The Conjuring
TheScaryCloset lives up to their name by storing murderous dolls in their closet. Like Slappy The Dummy From Goosebumps and Annabelle from the Conjuring. These life sized replicas are pure nightmare fuel. Never want to sleep again? Buy these freaky freak faces. Yeah, these things are conjuring goosebumps all over my skin.

Click through for a shot of Anabelle too. It’s stuff like this that reminds me there’s a hell. You gotta act right or this is your afterlife. Having lunch with Lucifer and his demon dolls for all eternity. I’m changing my ways. At the very least, no more using swiffer pads and putting them back in the box, so I can get my money back. I’m turning over a new leaf.
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Medical Dental Dummy

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Medical Dental Dummy
Ummm, no. Just no. The seller says that this Medical Dental Dummy was used at a college in Los Altos Hills, California as a practice patient for dental students. Care to guess how many suicides took place there? I have no idea, but I would have taken one look at this thing and tossed myself out the nearest window. And if I landed on the grass to find out I was on the first floor? I would have ran back inside and taken the elevator to the top and done it again.

Check out a close up of the teeth in the second pic below. Kids got some choppers. He looks stoned as hell. Like, “Dude, just do whatever. I am so baked. Let me help you learn dentistry bra!”
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Ventriloquist Mask Makes You The Dummy

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Ventriloquist Mask
This Ventriloquist Mask makes you the dummy. Wait. Isn’t the Ventriloquist always the dummy? And the dummy is always the ventriloquist. Man, it’s confusing when one dude talks as another without moving his lips. Also, ventriloquist is really hard to spell. I googled it to check the spelling and it said, “F**k that. Too hard.” Hope I got it right, because the first time I spelled it “ventrilo-queff-ist” and I’m like, really? No way is that right cuz one person can NOT fart for another without moving their lips.

Anyway, this mask makes you look like a dummy. Also like Alfred E. Newman. What me worry? Nah. I never worry. Unless I see this face coming at me. Then I’m screaming like a banshee. And by banshee I mean little girl.