Stop fearing the latest stuff “they” want you to fear and just embrace it. Put some Ebola in your kitchen to keep all of your E-Coli company with this Ebola Epidemic Cutting Board.
Chop, chop, chop those vegetables on this cutting board that has Ebola, Salmonella, Swine Flu, Bird Flu, Meningitis and more. Now you can tell your hypochondriac friends that everything was prepared on a cutting board riddled with bacteria and viruses. Then watch them scream and run out.
Maker of infectious toys modeled after viruses Giantmicrobes has one weird plush that is sure to be passed around a lot this season. Their entire stock is sold out, probably thanks to its small and large Ebola plushes and its Ebola petri dish toy being so hot this season.
I didn’t order one. I’m too busy looking for the next threat that we are supposed to be scared of after this one. They should really give out flu plushes with vaccinations though, since you get it every time they give you a flu shot. Thanks. I’d hate to see what happens when you try to protect me from Ebola. I’ll just grow my own moldy petri dish and see what I can come up with.