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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

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Haunted Graveyard Earrings

Whoa. I had no idea you ladies could wear Haunted Graveyard Earrings on your ears. All of you who wear these, your sexiness just went through the roof. Nothing says that you yourself are strange and unusual like wearing your own graveyards. And look at how cool they look. Now that is style! Unlike these MC Hammer pants that I’m still wearing in 2024. Hammertime came and went, but I figure what the hell, I get hammered all the time so. Whatevs.

Wear these haunted Graveyard Earrings with this Graveyard Ghosts Skirt. Damn girl! You lookin good. I don’t stand a ghost of a chance.

Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

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Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt

If you want a piece of Edgar Allan Poe, or at least his final resting place, check out this Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt. It bears a portrait of the man himself. The man who creeped us out and thrilled us with countless tales. And inside? Dirt. Dirty dirt. Which is the final resting place of us all, even if you get cremated. Wow, I’m deep today. Not six feet under deep, but pretty deep. It all goes back to the Earth. Well, I’m nice and depressed now. Not enough to take a dirt nap though. Never mind that. This Edgar Allan Poe Cemetery Dirt will make a great display in your home, letting everyone know of your love for this legendary writer.

If you like this, you’ll also like the Edgar Allan Poe Bronze Bust. What do you call fans of the writer? No idea. Lets go with Poe-sers. In a good way. No, I mean that with all respect. Not like how the kids use it. Okay, I’m shutting up now. What? I’m no Poe-ser. I mean I am, but! I’m done. Why do I even get up some days? I should just say Edgar Allan NO! And stay in bed.

The Graveyard Halloween Pillow

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The Graveyard Halloween Pillow
Normally you don’t wanna rest your head in a graveyard until you bite the big one, until you lay down for the big sleep, bite the bullet, buy the farm, kick the bucket, bite the dust, give up the ghost, shuffle off this mortal coil… But in this case it’s alright. You’re just visiting. And when you raise your head off of this Graveyard Halloween Pillow after a long nap, you can look back at it and laugh at death. Ha ha! Until next time sucker.

Isn’t the human language awesome? It’s called a graveyard, cuz it is a yard full of graves. But if I put graves in my yard, everybody throws a fit! Waaaa. That guy is creepy, that guy is sick. He’s evil! Where’d he get the bodies? It’s a health hazard! Stupid neighborhood laws. They’re just tombstones people! They just happen to have the names of my enemies. Oh you’re on my list now. All of you. My graveyard just grew by like 30 names. You want some of this? Let’s go! RIP in my yard. I mean RI PEE, cuz I pee in my yard sucka! So there. How do ya like that? Bring it!

It’s Your Funeral: 50-Piece Mini Graveyard Kit In Custom Wooden Coffin

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graveyard kitSo, you are playing with your LEGO minifigs and LEGO Batman and Robin are fighting LEGO Joker. Suddenly LEGO Joker kills the Boy Wonder. Eventually Batman ends the fight and hauls the Joker off to Arkham Asylum. Sadly, it is time for a visit to the graveyard, so you can have a funeral and bury your sidekick. Alas, LEGO doesn’t make a kit for that.

Fortunately, Etsy seller jpants4sale does and you can get it for just $170. The set comes in it’s own wooden coffin too.
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