What the- There’s nothing like decorating with a bunch of half naked, one-legged,burnt looking, clown faced dolls in some sort of mutant breeding tubes to brighten up your home. This Haunted Doll Home Decor is some real nightmare fuel. No, really. I was having a nightmare last night and woke up. I found this Haunted Doll Home Decor and went back to bed. Nightmare refueled! I really don’t want to talk about it. Not now. Not ever.
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This Gothic Tea Set Is Dripping With Skulls
This Gothic Tea Set Is Dripping With Skulls. Also dripping some sort of black stuff that may be the blood of a bat or something. It makes tea time a tad more terrifying. Get the whole set and enjoy your tea dark. It’s dripping. Dripping everywhere. Oooooops. That’s because I was watching TV and just kept pouring. Sorry about the 3rd degree burns.
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The Tights Have Eyes
All eyes are going to be on these tights. Cuz they have eyes. So it’s true, the eyes have it. Aye aye Captain. I can’t take my peepers off of those legs. I want to study them. Those legs are the teacher and I am the pupil. I bet her name is Iris. *Sings* I am the eye in the thigh… I’m looking at youuuuuuu. Sorry if that was corny-a. Should have thought about that joke first. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20.
Witch Wear – Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace
Check out this Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace. I just made a song about it:
Black cat
Whack cat
Dirty old puss
Pooping in his box
And being a wuss
OW! My cat just bit me. How did he even know I was- Oh yeah. I was singing out loud as I typed. Seriously though, SEND HELP. He’s been holding me hostage for years and only lets me out to buy food and litter.
Skull and Crossbones Necklace
Nah. Sorry, I can’t buy this cool Skull and Crossbones Necklace. Cuz I’ve been conditioned to associate it with poison. Then again, it also means pilates, so… Fun fact,I meant to type pirates, but I typed pilates instead. Both are fun, just not together. Anywho these necklaces are some real beauties. Shiver me timbers as I get ye all limber teaching me pilates class. Next, we do the “walk the plank” stretches. While ye be doing that, I’ll be robbing the gold from yer purse.