I made a poem about this Gothic Black Cat Pendant.
Black Kitty goes meow meow.
Black kitty wants food now now.
Black kitty ready to chow now!
Black kitty so hungry he could eat a cow now.
Black kitty is eating human cuz you should have fed black kitty.
I drew inspiration from my cat cuz that’s what he told me. Just before he bit my ankle.
Get your tentacles off of my coffee. I didn’t touch your coffee. What do you take me for, a sucker? Like the ones on your tentacles? You kraken kleptomaniac! Okay, okay, I tried to steal your coffee. What about a trade instead? Hmmm. You mean a…. Fair trade? Forget it man, I don’t drink coffee with someone who makes bad jokes like that. Bean there, done that! Your joke was worse! Time to slap each other senseless with our tentacles and settle this for good! Then we can get back to our Octopus Tentacles Coffee Mugs.
This Skull Cutout T-Shirt puts a giant skull on your back. Which I find kinda sexy. Fun fact: I just ripped up like 30 of my t-shirts trying to replicate this look. Didn’t work. You win some, ya lose some. Farts. That’s what I’m good at ripping. Along with my jeans. I won the annual crop dusting competition two years in a row after all. So at least there’s that.
Halloween is a great time of year. The best part? All of the candy and cupcakes. Which is why everyone has a stomachache until Easter. Good times. If you are a connoisseur of creepy cupcakes this Halloween Cupcakes Skirt is the skirt for you. Just don’t eat too many or it isn’t going to fit you for very long. Guys will come up to you and say,”Hey cupcake! Nice cupcakes!” Look at all of those spooky and ghoulish baked goods!
These Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards are decks. For the dead. Obviously death is the theme. Personally I don’t do tarot readings for the dead since they usually get the carpet all muddy and wormy. Plus, it’s always the same. “Yeah, which card did you think would come up? You are dead after all. Which reminds me, why are you not in the ground? And I think you dropped your jaw. Right there on the floor. Also a hand.”
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