This is peak humanity right here. If ants trapped on the tips of your fingers aren’t enough, get ready for this holiday season’s stupidest human tricks: Christmas Tree Eyebrows. People all over Instagram are turning their eyebrows into Christmas trees. This one here looks like two comets coming together to create another Starbucks customer. I guess you gotta do something creative with those two gold stars she earned from her vocab class. Another stupid trend. I’m surprised they’re not hanging giant ornaments from these eyebrows that block their vision too.

I would kiss that mouth though if she hung some mistletoe from her nose. What’s with the glowing “Omega” symbol in her eyes? Is she Illuminati? Now I can’t unsee it and this chick is really freaking me out. I think I may have just been programmed.