It’s Come To This – Christmas Tree Eyebrows

It's Come To This - Christmas Tree Eyebrows
This is peak humanity right here. If ants trapped on the tips of your fingers aren’t enough, get ready for this holiday season’s stupidest human tricks: Christmas Tree Eyebrows. People all over Instagram are turning their eyebrows into Christmas trees. This one here looks like two comets coming together to create another Starbucks customer. I guess you gotta do something creative with those two gold stars she earned from her vocab class. Another stupid trend. I’m surprised they’re not hanging giant ornaments from these eyebrows that block their vision too.

I would kiss that mouth though if she hung some mistletoe from her nose. What’s with the glowing “Omega” symbol in her eyes? Is she Illuminati? Now I can’t unsee it and this chick is really freaking me out. I think I may have just been programmed.

Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
If I were invited to a Christmas party where the hosts had a Krampus Fiber Optic Tree Topper, two things would happen. One, I would fake food poison and run out of the house faster than you could say “Thanks Weirdos!” and, two, my phone number would no longer be in working order when calls were placed from the aforementioned folk’s phone number. The Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper is beyond nightmare fuel, so adding fiber optics just brings a refreshing sense of dread to the your holiday décor.

This Tree Topper is 13.5” tall with a built-in color changing fiber optic system. His head is hand-painted resin, to really create a one-of-a-kind glow should the fiber optics (Or Krampus’ mind) catch the tree on fire, and his eyes and mouth glow and change color, as you would expect any demonic tree topper to do. Krampus is adorned with a faux fur, most likely made from tiny animals that he murdered himself, to complete the look.

Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree

Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas TreeThis Gothic Skeleton Wearing A Corset Christmas Tree is *Ru Paul voice* FABULOUS! All I know is Santa better hike that dress up real high and stack the presents tall.

Christmas morning…

*Reaches under the tree to get my presents. Skeleton slaps me for lifting up her dress!* Just trying to get my presents. Damn. That hurts!

Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards

Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards
We here at Creepbay wish you a merry Christmas and a happy Cthulhu. And we mean that too. We’ve sen Cthulhu unhappy and wouldn’t wish that on anyone. Well, maybe a few people. These Cthulhu Christmas Tree Greeting Cards have a Christmas tree made up of green tentacles and a red eye. Give it to someone you love this holiday season. Much like the herp, it is the gift that keeps on giving, but this gift is much more pleasant. This is a set of 10 so you can really spread that Cthulhu Holiday cheer.

Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set

Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set
You know how the pyramids were built by aliens? Well they also visited baby Jeebus and came bearing gifts. All around the world, people celebrate the three alien wisemen who arrived that day to see the boy king of kings and now you can celebrate this trio in your own home by displaying the Three Alien Wisemen Christmas Ornament Set.

You get Grog’nok, Pilch’nark and Gil’mek all carrying the ceremonial stars to give to baby Jeebus as a gift. One by one they approached the manger and gave the gift, and in doing so, exposed their nakedness to everyone in the manger. It is the alien way. Bring only enough to cover yourself and then run back to the spacecraft.

And so we celebrate and we remember with these special keepsakes.
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