Ghost Filmed At Historic North Carolina Mansion

Ghost Filmed At Historic North Carolina Mansion
While visiting a historic palace in North Carolina, (because aren’t they fancy pants?) a pair of tourists filmed a ghost while making a Snapchat video. Even though I thought snapchat was just a place where teens could make long distance pinky-promises and put kissy stickers on videos.

Danielle Hyde and Savanna Brown were exploring the Palace and thought everything was cool until a cousin sent her a message saying there was a ghost in the footage. To which they no doubt replied, “A go- go- go-ghost?”

Sure enough, there is a woman clad in period clothing walking past a doorway in the back of the video. Not like “period” clothing. I have no idea if ghosts still have their monthly. Clothing appropriate to the era is what I’m saying. The ghost looks like she’s carrying a basket full of ghostly sammiches to some other ghosts so they can have a ghost picnic.

via Daily Mail

Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt

Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt
Excuse me ma’am, your skirt is full of ghosts. What I’m saying is that your nether-regions are being haunted. Your lower half is probably covered in ectoplasm by now. Lucky for you I’m a Ghostbuster. I can help. Wanna be my boo? Jk. Jk. BOO! Did I scare ya? But let’s not skirt the issue. This Cute Graveyard Ghosts Skirt is pretty adorable. You might call it Haunt Couture. It is a grave fashion choice that is sure to raise some spirits.

Ouija Board Rings

Ouija Board Rings
These Ouija Board Rings from KKJewelryonline takes a spirit board and puts it right on your finger. I can see how this is going to play out right now. I’m gonna be sitting there, eating my spaghetti-O’s (Yeah, I still eat ’em. So what? I eat like a kid, I don’t poop myself like one. Most days.) and I’ll make a mess. Then use one of the O’s as a planchette as I move it back and forth on this sweet ring. I can also contact spirits using Cheerios. Every meal is going to be adventure. Yes!

Ouija Board Wall Art

Ouija Board Wall Art
Ouija- Ouija- Oui-just love this Ouija Board Wall Art. Ouija Bored? Then grab a Ouija Board and entertain yourself by playing with a spiritual realm you have no understanding of whatsoever. All the kids are doing it and only half of them are possessed. The other half are rocking back and forth, wide eyed, chanting nonsense in a psyche ward. Psyche! I just made that up. See what I did there? Word play.

I’m not afraid of Ouija boards. Other kids went to boarding school. I went to Ouija boarding school. That’s where the nuns hit you with Ouija boards instead of rulers. Made me the man I am today. A man with mangled hands.

Ouija Board Pillow For Sleepy Seances

Ouija Board Pillow For Sleepy Seances
I had a Ouija Board Pillow like this once, but I had to get rid of it. I would wake up in the morning to find a medium and a bunch of other people standing around my bed. I say medium, really she was more like a large, maybe XL. They were getting messages from the pillow based on how me, a human planchette, tossed and turned and which letters I drooled on.

Come to think of it, that wasn’t a medium and a bunch of people. I think those were all ghosts that my drooling tossing and turning conjured up.