Now you can own Van Gogh’s ear. It looks all hairy and nasty. I hope it didn’t look like that when he cut it off and gave it to that chick that he loved. Damn Vincent. If that is your ear, your could have just sent her some pubes. At least that way you’d still hear her when she smacks you in the face and calls you a degenerate freak.
Not that I would know from experience or anything.
Just try and get clean using these bars of hairy soap. It’s always nasty to reach for the soap and find somebody else’s pubes. Just imagine reaching for this soap and finding out that Chewbacca has already been there first, washed his junk and then cleaned his crack real good. Nasty.
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Kill it with fire! Then run, just in case it gets up. I can only surmise by looking into its demon eyes that this is the love child of Christopher Walken and Steve Buscemi. Mixed with Eisenhower. The hell let loose upon this world by that unholy trinity is… It’s just… Well, look at it.
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