Nasty Human Mouth Coffee Cup

mouth coffee cup
Is it wrong that these nasty mouth coffee cups make me want to tongue my mug really good to get that last drop of coffee? I’m a sucker for a mouth that looks like it belongs to a sea hag with a serious meth problem. No, meth problem. Not math problem. She only has a math problem if she can’t count the few teeth she has.

These human mouth coffee mugs certainly look enticing. They are based on new technology that makes you vomit a little in your cup for every sip you take. A sip of coffee for a bit of sick sounds like a fair exchange to me. However that anus with a tooth known as “C” really scares me.
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Lice Leveled Up: Maggot Hair Clip

maggot hair clipMaggots are all the rage this season and the latest accessory is this squirmy/bloody Maggot Hair Clip found on Etsy. On the plus side, your lice will be crapping themselves when these putrid things join them in your dandruff pool.
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Ewwwwwww! Hairy Soap

hairy soapJust try and get clean using these bars of hairy soap. It’s always nasty to reach for the soap and find somebody else’s pubes. Just imagine reaching for this soap and finding out that Chewbacca has already been there first, washed his junk and then cleaned his crack real good. Nasty.
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Herpes Necklace: The Gift That Keeps On Giving

herpes is foreverWhen you love her enough to buy jewelry, give her something that lasts forever. Like herpes. Otherwise known as the herp, the big itch, the slow burn, love warts, crotch craters and a hunk a hunk of burning love. So what do you get her if you have already given her the real thing? This herpes necklace from ebay seller stealmy_screenname is the next best thing.
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