Creepy Framed Anatomy Music Sheet Prints

Framed Anatomy Music Sheet Prints
You know what these Anatomy Music Sheet Prints say? I’ve been framed! That’s what they say. Do you like decorating with human body parts? Do you also like music to accompany them? If so, decorate with these and you can even play some music every time you look at one of these. It’s like they each have their own soundtrack. Now that’s classy. I love the symphony that goes with the skull piece. Check out these anatomy mugs too.

Scary Swimwear – The Klownkini Bikini

Scary Swimwear - The Klownkini Bikini
Not sure is terrifying or super sexy. I’ll get back to you on that. The Klownkini Bikini has clown stuff in all of the right places. Sadly. It’s blocking my view. Okay, enough clowning around. Those clown teeth are gonna do some serious damage to that girls mid-section though. Well, that’s life in the circus for you. If I see this at the beach, I’m running. Wear these heels with it.

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Skull Money Clip To Carry Your Dead Presidents

Skull Money Clip To Carry Your Dead Presidents
This Skull Money Clip will hold your cash and look cool doing it. That is a steel skull too, so it is built to last. All of the badass dudes and dudettes are using these. I’m gonna get one and be cool too. People are gonna be all like, “Nice skull dude.” and I’m gonna be all like, “Thanks, here’s a tip.” Then I’m gonna be out of money cuz I’m a writer. Now I made myself sad. *sigh* Anyway, check out Alien Money Clip too.

Bone Decor – Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights

Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights
You got some caged skeletons lying around the house? Yea, me too. They make great accent pieces. Well, these Caged Skeleton Table Cloth Weights are perfect for keeping that tablecloth down so it doesn’t fly away in the wind. Plus, you can brag about the fact that you have these four skeletons caged for all eternity. Brag about how you tried them for their crimes and doomed them to the cage and to holding down your tablecloth forever. You might also like this Life Sized Skeleton Lamps, which are the perfect companion pieces.

The Amazing And Spectacular Spider Web Lace Top

Spider Web Lace Top
It’s my friendly neighborhood Spider-Woman. I have no idea what her secret identity is, but I know she wears this Spider Web Lace Top and nothing else. She claims she is fighting crime. The police claim you can see her boobies in that top and they ain’t wrong! It would be a great movie if it weren’t taking place in my neighborhood at night when I’m trying to sleep. The noise doesn’t keep me up. I just can’t sleep knowing that I can see them boobies. And I never do. She swings by way too fast. She wears it with this Pencil Skirt.