Pack some heat in style with this Women’s Embroidered Concealed Carry Rhinestone Skull Studded Purse. This handbag looks badass. Carry your makeup, your other important stuff, and your gun in this stylish skull studded purse. It looks awesome and is just brimming with Gothic style. It has magnetic pockets on either side that offer quick access to smaller items, and chrome feet help protect the bottom from dirt and wear. Style, skulls and sidearms!
Tag: halloween
Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace
You’ll never go canoeing again once you start wearing this Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace because you’ll have a constant reminder never to go in the lake again. Otherwise, this will happen. Now you can relive this scene as often as you like because it will be around your neck. I never canoe. I canoodle occasionally, but I never canoe.
Gothic Skull Chair in Bone
This Gothic Skull Chair in Bone is bad to the bone. Also great for boning. It’s perfect for your secret lair, not just for Halloween. Rest your weary bones in this baby and feel like a king. A skeleton king. I would love to sit on the front porch with this and give out candy to the kids on Halloween night while dressed as a skeleton king. I think I might do it. Here’s your candy, now be gone. The last Snickers bar is mine.
Light Up Vampire Skull Prop
Dangerous looking teeth that belong to a predator, check. Red eyes of terror, check. A Skull trying to break out of the frame, check. It’s pretty terrifying already. Just add “lights up from the inside of the skull to scare the hell out of you at night” and you have a winner. This weirdly beautiful Vampire Skull Prop is a great addition to your Halloween prop collection. At night, those eyes are going to make people lose it. I just hope this isn’t your only light source during a blackout.
Skull and Crossbones Coffee Mug
Those “Best Dad in the World” mugs are really touching and meaningful. But sometimes you have to let your inner Goth badass out. Check out this Skull and Crossbones Coffee Mug. Usually, skull and crossbones mean poison, but no worries. You haven’t upset anyone lately, have you? Man, I hope not. Hmmm. Should you even take a drink? Maybe not. Maybe you should hire a taster like the royals do. Or you know, maybe don’t piss so many people off.