With this Copper and Wood Skull Pen you could write a classic piece of literature, but make it a good one. Don’t be an Edgar Allan Poser. Maybe something like the count of Monte Cristo, although I’m not sure what the count is. Does anyone have some accurate data on the population of Monte Cristo? I can’t complete the book until I know for sure. Anyway, this cool pen is just begging to be used for creepy stories.
Tag: halloween
Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set – Day of the Bed
Ever wonder what it’s like to sleep on a bed of skulls? Wonder no more. This Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set is creepy and colorful. The designs are printed onto 100% microfiber polyester fabric. It’s available in king, queen and full sizes. Day of the dead? More like Day of the bed. Am I right? That is some awesome bedding with some awesome skulls all over.
Customizable Green and Gold Bat Tea Set
Tea time just is about to get all batty up in here. This Green and Gold Bat Tea Set is at home on the Addams Family table, the Munsters, or your own. One lump or two? Two, please. Is this creamer or guano? You probably shouldn’t have actual bats on a chandelier above the table. Na na na na na… Batttttt teaaaaaaa!
Something To Crow About – Taxidermy Crow Head
I’d really like to buy this Taxidermy Crow Head, I’m just not sure if I want to pay by escrow or not. Get it? Like Humpty-Dumpty, I really crack myself up. And I don’t need to fall from a wall to do it. If you want a bird’s head on your wall, this is a good choice. You’re making a good caw. I mean call. Oh well, time for me to spread my wings and fly. CAW. CAW. CAW! *feathers everywhere* I fell on my face. Hey, remember that general custer head? Those were freaky times.
Raise a Macabre Toast – Human Skull Goblet
Bring me the heads of my enemies and I’ll make a Human Skull Goblet out of each of them. Then we shall raise a toast with their skulls! Plus, we’ll have some wine. Wine goes well with toast right? Definitely not waffles, but toast should pair well with a good wine. I wonder if ghosts get a headache when you click their skulls together. I guess I’ll find out.