There are many versions of the undead that you have to worry about, but none are as deadly and nasty as the dreaded Minions Zombie Plushes. They used to be cute. You used to let them into your home to play with your kids. Not anymore. Oh hell no! Ain’t no zombie minion gonna bite me and my family. You get a face full of shotgun. And you. And you. And you. Now for the beheading!
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Minion Steals Piece Of This Guy’s Lawn
Effin Minions! You can’t trust ’em. These yellow bellied (And they really are) giggle boxes are showing up more and more in police reports around the nation. They will lie, cheat and steal until only they walk this earth. I hate them! And you should too. Here’s another pointless Minion crime. One Australian man with a meticulously groomed lawn saw something ‘despicable’ on his security camera. A six-foot-tall minion can be seen digging up a piece of his yard with a shovel and then scampering away. Minions are the scurge of this Earth. Much worse than the Chupacabra.
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F**ked Up Halloween Kid’s Costumes
It’s that time of year peeps. That time when we dress up like monsters and go door to door expecting free stuff that will rot our teeth and fill our belly. Let’s take a look at some f**ked up kids costumes. Some of these are just weird, some may be a bad choice for innocent kids, others may scar a kid for life.
Like this Zombie Tutu Dress. Put it on your kid and they will have a strange desire to bite innocent victims and play hide and seek in a cemetery all day. When night comes, they’ll probably dig up a corpse and have a little midnight snack.
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