Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
If I were invited to a Christmas party where the hosts had a Krampus Fiber Optic Tree Topper, two things would happen. One, I would fake food poison and run out of the house faster than you could say “Thanks Weirdos!” and, two, my phone number would no longer be in working order when calls were placed from the aforementioned folk’s phone number. The Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper is beyond nightmare fuel, so adding fiber optics just brings a refreshing sense of dread to the your holiday décor.

This Tree Topper is 13.5” tall with a built-in color changing fiber optic system. His head is hand-painted resin, to really create a one-of-a-kind glow should the fiber optics (Or Krampus’ mind) catch the tree on fire, and his eyes and mouth glow and change color, as you would expect any demonic tree topper to do. Krampus is adorned with a faux fur, most likely made from tiny animals that he murdered himself, to complete the look.

Skull Hanging Planter

Skull Hanging Planter
I need a skull hanging planter to decorate for Halloween. And the rest of the year. is kind of cool. I like that you can visibly see the underside and the vertebrae in the former owner’s neck. Made by a Marine Corp Veteran, I can only say HOOOOO-RAHHHHHHH. Cuz that’s all I know about Marine talk. The artist is badass and is more than willing to customize the skull in any way you want. So, if you want some faux blood added to the effects or some leftover flaps of skin, we are sure this can be accomplished. Maybe just a tattooed name across the forehead.

Vampire Bat Wall Decals

Vampire Bat Wall Decals
Damn son. If I was a bat I’d be flying toward this beautiful vampiress for sure. I love me a cool pale chick who gets followed by lots of bats. I love what she’s done with her place too. Love the vampire bat wall decals. Very Abandoned Home Chic. If I can just make one suggestion though. Those shoes, girl. You better up your shoe game if you want to live the batty bat life. Otherwise, you got it going on.

Skull Chandelier

Skull Chandelier
Yes, this lamp does look like Lord Voldemort escaping a Horcrux. But let’s be honest here. You love Harry Potter just as much as the next guy. This spooky skull chandelier is perfect for a goth-themed den, Halloween party, or to creep the neighbors out when you have them over for dinner. The skulls are life-sized and hold lights that give off a yellow light. The chandelier has a diameter of 25 inches and the light bulbs can be swapped out for other colors, as well. We don’t think other colors will take away from the mood set by several skulls looking down at you, though. Red. It needs red lights!

Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set

Bigfoot Bathroom Towel Set
We know it, you know it, we both know it. Let’s just say it together. Bigfoot exists! Okay, don’t quote us on that. But keep the hope alive with this Bigfoot bathroom towel set for your bathroom! They’re available in two sizes. The towels come prewashed to reduce shrinkage. You can buy a 6-piece set, which comes with 2 large bath towels, 2 hand towels, and 2 washcloths (not embroidered), or you can get the smaller, 3-piece set that comes with 1 large bath towel, 1 hand towel, and 1 washcloth (not embroidered). No matter what your friends and family say, we’re on your side! Long live Bigfoot!