Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
If I were invited to a Christmas party where the hosts had a Krampus Fiber Optic Tree Topper, two things would happen. One, I would fake food poison and run out of the house faster than you could say “Thanks Weirdos!” and, two, my phone number would no longer be in working order when calls were placed from the aforementioned folk’s phone number. The Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper is beyond nightmare fuel, so adding fiber optics just brings a refreshing sense of dread to the your holiday décor.

This Tree Topper is 13.5” tall with a built-in color changing fiber optic system. His head is hand-painted resin, to really create a one-of-a-kind glow should the fiber optics (Or Krampus’ mind) catch the tree on fire, and his eyes and mouth glow and change color, as you would expect any demonic tree topper to do. Krampus is adorned with a faux fur, most likely made from tiny animals that he murdered himself, to complete the look.

Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
This Krampus Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper makes your tree look effin metal man. Krampus just wants to sit on top, check out your gifts, maybe ask for a sacrifice now and then, which is usually a Kit-Kat or Snickers. Hey, he’s a diva when he’s hungry. I just throw the candy at him and tell him to shut his Kramp-hole.

Grim Reaper Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

Grim Reaper Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
This year, make Santa Claus think his time is up with the Grim Reaper Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper. Cuz the only thing grimer than a reaper is a Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper is the grimmest reaper I know. He’s gonna be all on your tree like, “Hey Santa, was sup? I think ya better come with me. Leave the presents before you run off screaming. Thanks. Now c’mere you jolly ole f***!”

Cthulhu Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper

Cthulhu Fiber Optic Christmas Tree Topper
Merry Cthulhu everyone! Celebrate Cthulhu-mas with this awesome Cthulhu fiber optic Christmas tree topper. Look at him waving from atop the tree. He’s ready to spread the Christmas fear. This is gonna look great on my tree. I’m thinking of replacing the tree branches with tentacles too. Maybe trim the whole thing with some seaweed.

This thing stands 13.5″ tall and changes colors.
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