Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts Have A Surprise Inside
Zombie Graveyard Wax Melts! There’s a surprise inside one of the pieces guys. I have no idea what it is though. Could be an old booger, a hair ball that a cat coughed up, maybe even a severed finger. The possibilities are endless. I like the idea of a toy, but mostly I just like to watch stuff melt. So I feel like this would satisfy the pyromaniac in me. So pretty the melting. So oozing. Me likes it. Me wants it.
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Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments – Dia De Los Meow Meows
These adorable Sugar Skull Cats Ornaments are purr-fect. They are the cat’s meow. The cat’s pajamas. The kitten’s whiskers. I think I just ran out of cat puns cuz honestly I’m not very bright. These ornaments are cute though. Dia De Los Meow Meows! Use them on your Christmas tree or anywhere you want some skeletal felines.
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Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set
These Sugar Skull Dog and Cat Plates Set shows our feline and dog friends with some mighty fine sugar skulls. So fine i almost wanna lick ’em and see if they’re sugary. You get both plates. These are a great decoration and a great way for your pets to get in on the whole Day of the Dead thing. Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. And bake stuff until you need a Day of the Diet.
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72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration For Your Home
This 72 inch Cocoon Corpse Decoration is pretty awesome. I like to hang mine just outside of the front door and then dress up like a giant spider so I can pretend I’m wrapping it up and then feasting on it. Om nom nom. Usually somebody comes at me with a flamethrower and I have to run. This corpse is collapsible for easy storage too. You can’t say that about other corpses. Hang him up anywhere and watch him sway in the breeze. Hang it up and tell the old lady next door that this is happening to everyone over thirty. Good times.
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