They’re creepy and they’re kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, The Addams Family. That about sums up this Addams Family nesting doll set. They are made with raw wood, paint polymer clay, sealant, and “all my heart and soul.” (That’s a little creepy). You’ll regret it if you don’t buy a set. That regret will Fester. Don’t let that happen. We know what he looks like.
Tag: horror
Mutant Martini Glass
This Mutant Martini Glass will leave you shaken AND stirred. Would you like a drink? Uhhhhh. Well, I- I just remembered I don’t drink alcohol. Those better be olives and not eyes in that drink. Martini or Mutant-tini? This seller has many other horrifying drinking vessels as well. They are terrifying enough to make you swear off alcohol. It’s true. I do nothing but swear at my drinks now. F**k off Martini!
Raven Cupcake Toppers
If ever you were to have an Edgar Allen Poe Party, Book Club Event, or even just a Halloween Party, you may want to break out these Raven Cupcake Toppers. These toppers are made of acrylic, making them shatter resistant and dishwasher safe. That means you can use them over and over again and never have to worry about a broken beak. Nevermore, Nevermore. Each set comes with 12 birds, that stand 2 inches tall. That’s a pretty impressive set of ravens.
Bat Wing Choker Collar
I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wondered what it would look like if a bat tried to choke me out. Now I know. This Bat Wing Choker Collar is the coolest collar ever. All dress shirts should have bat collars. It’s hauntingly fashionable. I hope there’s no bat head in back, biting your neck. It would be awesome if the wings flapped for air conditioning.
Centipede and Kewpie Doll Mutant Necklace – Kewpede
Kewpie dolls want to get in on that sweet human centipede action, so… This exists. The Kewpede. Half centipede half kewpie doll. All nightmare fuel. Kewpede, kewpede, it’s such a wonderful toy. Kewpede, Kewpede. It’s fun for a girl and a boy.
Yeah, so that happened. Look at those eyelashes and all those legs. What a cutie.