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Goth Teeth Ring

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Goth Teeth Ring
Have you always wondered what the tooth fairy does with all those innocent children’s teeth that she collects while she looms in the shadows of the night? She makes goth rings naturally! And parents paid for the honor! This Goth Teeth Ring is strikingly lifelike and set on an adjustable ring band that fits from a 5 to 10 size. Some dentist will buy this ring to scare children into brushing their teeth. Also coming soon to a mental institution and prison near year!

This jewelry has teeth. Get yourself a bite! It looks like a tooth flower. I am enameled with it. I mean enamored.

Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf

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Krampus Nightmare Elf For Your Shelf
We have all heard of Elf on a Shelf, and if you are over the age of 10 you probably wanted to do bodily harm to the little, happy weirdo with the creepy smile. After all, he brings sheer torture to adults, at the same time that he spreads holiday cheer to children across the globe. Supposedly. The creators of Krampus on the Counter obviously despised the cheerful elf when they created their demonic version.

Krampus definitely brings the holiday creep, with his head being a weird combination of a troll and the President of the KISS fan club. His body is bizarrely the same exact size of the Elf on a Shelf; a little too exact for our discomfort. *shudders*

Vampire Bat Wall Decals

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Vampire Bat Wall Decals
Damn son. If I was a bat I’d be flying toward this beautiful vampiress for sure. I love me a cool pale chick who gets followed by lots of bats. I love what she’s done with her place too. Love the vampire bat wall decals. Very Abandoned Home Chic. If I can just make one suggestion though. Those shoes, girl. You better up your shoe game if you want to live the batty bat life. Otherwise, you got it going on.

Skull Chandelier

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Skull Chandelier
Yes, this lamp does look like Lord Voldemort escaping a Horcrux. But let’s be honest here. You love Harry Potter just as much as the next guy. This spooky skull chandelier is perfect for a goth-themed den, Halloween party, or to creep the neighbors out when you have them over for dinner. The skulls are life-sized and hold lights that give off a yellow light. The chandelier has a diameter of 25 inches and the light bulbs can be swapped out for other colors, as well. We don’t think other colors will take away from the mood set by several skulls looking down at you, though. Red. It needs red lights!

Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album

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Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album
The Universal monsters got some serious coin yall. I’m talking cheddar. Bling Bling. Legal tender my peeps. I’m talking about this Universal Monsters Limited Edition Coin Collection Album. This set is limited to 5,000 worldwide. The coins are embossed on both sides with an antique silver finish and are individually numbered. This set is cool as a Monster Mash and doesn’t get you nearly as drunk. Monster Mash is my favorite drink. It’s just a combination of whiskey with a scary movie on the TV.