With this Copper and Wood Skull Pen you could write a classic piece of literature, but make it a good one. Don’t be an Edgar Allan Poser. Maybe something like the count of Monte Cristo, although I’m not sure what the count is. Does anyone have some accurate data on the population of Monte Cristo? I can’t complete the book until I know for sure. Anyway, this cool pen is just begging to be used for creepy stories.
Tag: horror
Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound
It’s the Fredster. The Krueger-meister. The Freddy steady go man. Sorry, it’s just that I’ve been awake for like 57 hours trying to avoid Freddy Slash-fingers. This Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound, on the other hand, is a pretty adorable version of Freddy. He says 7 film phrases. He’s got his striped sweater, a removable hat, and his razor glove. He stands 10-inches tall, with 5 points of articulation.
Phrases include:
“Come to Freddy.”
“You’re all my children now!”
You shouldn’t have buried me. I’m not dead!”
Kids. Always a disappointment.”
“You think you was going to get away from me?”
“Ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Every town has an Elm Street.”
Functional Alien Xenomorph Pez dispenser
What’s this? Pez? Did someone say Pez? Ohhhh I love that candy. It’s a Functional Alien Xenomorph Pez dispenser? Whatevs. Like I care. I just want the sweet taste of candy on my tongue. Come here, baby. Flip that alien neck and give me the good stuff. *Tongues dispenser way too erotically.* Oh, that’s good. I can taste it- AHHHHHHHHH! why you bit mah ton off? AHHHHH! Da blood! Da blood! Now I’m gone talk dis way fur eva! Tanks a lot for da peach im-bediment!
Cool Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack
Monsters are universal. And so are Universal Monsters. But aren’t we all just monsters of the universe? Whoa! Sometimes I get so deep that I even impress myself. This Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack is a great set. You get four soft enamel pins with black nickel, silver, copper and gold die-cast finishes. The set includes Wolfman, Franky and his bride, and the creature from the Black Lagoon.
Insane Clown Fetus In Search Of Juggalos
Look at thisclown fetus. He’s saying, “What am I some kind of joker? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh?” Uhhh. Not really. I kinda want to cry and hide in the corner while calling for my mom. Sucking my thumb is optional, but Imma do it anyway. Is that your umbilical cord or… I don’t want to know. Damn son! Are you with the Insane Clown Posse or did you just come outta an insane clown p*ssy? I think I know the answer.