The natural evolution of emo tears is vampire tears, but if you can’t work up enough emotion to cry your own, we have this handy tutorial for you. And just a friendly reminder: Vampires have feelings too. Be nice to them. I mean, not when they’re biting your neck. When they’re biting your neck, put a damn stake through their heart. But otherwise, be nice. Don’t be a jerk.
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Tag: horror
Feed Them – Audrey II “Feed Me” Creature Boots
Wear these Audrey II “Feed Me” Creature Boots and they will devour anything in your path. I only ask one thing, Please no kicking me in the balls as your boots will retreat with my balls when you are done. They have crystal and metal spikes and each toe features a hand sculpted Audrey II carnivorous plant with blood dripping detail. Are you hungry for fashion? Good cuz fashion is hungry for you!
Creepily Cute Ouija Bat Enamel Pin – Halloween Pin
This Ouija Bat Enamel Pin is pretty cool. Ouija Bats are the worst though. You ever try to get one of them to stay still long enough to rub your planchette all over it? It’s impossible. Even when your bat goes to sleep hanging from your ceiling, then ya gotta get a ladder, climb up, remember you forgot your planchette and then climb up again, get pooped on by bat, then watch bat fly away while you try to unfurl its wings.
Haunted Doll Home Decor – Test Tube Clowns
What the- There’s nothing like decorating with a bunch of half naked, one-legged,burnt looking, clown faced dolls in some sort of mutant breeding tubes to brighten up your home. This Haunted Doll Home Decor is some real nightmare fuel. No, really. I was having a nightmare last night and woke up. I found this Haunted Doll Home Decor and went back to bed. Nightmare refueled! I really don’t want to talk about it. Not now. Not ever.
Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse
This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.