That is one roomy ribcage. This Kreepsville 666 Ribcage Backpack is perfect for all of your creepy necessities. Ow, my ribcage hurts. that’s cuz you got so much stuff in it. *Opens it up.* Oh that’s what was hurting me. My comb kept poking my ribs. Nah. I’m just ribbing ya. I would use it to carry my meat home from the store, but it would just become rib meat and I don’t like rib meat. That reminds me of a joke. What do you call it when an Irishman puts a sandwich in this bag? A McRib sandwich. Get it? I crack myself up.
Tag: horror
Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards Set
These Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards are decks. For the dead. Obviously death is the theme. Personally I don’t do tarot readings for the dead since they usually get the carpet all muddy and wormy. Plus, it’s always the same. “Yeah, which card did you think would come up? You are dead after all. Which reminds me, why are you not in the ground? And I think you dropped your jaw. Right there on the floor. Also a hand.”
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Miskatonic University Plaque – H.P. LoveCollege
Hang this Miskatonic University Plaque in your home and Cthulhu might just show up. I wrote a little poem about it.
There once was a girl from Miskatonic
Our relationship was quite plutonic
Because my peen was embryonic
She treated me like the plague bubonic
True story. It takes great pain to make art… Especially when you fall butt-first onto the pen and pencil holder.
Horrifying Devil Moth Terrifies the Internet
This devil moth has been all over the internet lately. It has the normal body of a moth, but also features several hairy tentacles that pulsate and make people scream. It is actually known as a Creatonotos gangis. AKA “F this shizz, I’m outta here.” This is what is starring in my nightmares tonight, with a special guest appearance from “Poop, evacuating from my butt.”
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Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection
Check out Elvira’s Movie Macabre: The Coffin Collection if you want to watch 26 horrifying films on 13 DVD’s! Some are just horrifyingly terrible. Others are pretty awesome.You get over 38 1/2 hours of movies. All hosted by Elvira and her boobs. That’s why they call them B-Movies right? Cuz of boobs? I think that’s right. It all comes in a collectible tin coffin.