Wear these Audrey II “Feed Me” Creature Boots and they will devour anything in your path. I only ask one thing, Please no kicking me in the balls as your boots will retreat with my balls when you are done. They have crystal and metal spikes and each toe features a hand sculpted Audrey II carnivorous plant with blood dripping detail. Are you hungry for fashion? Good cuz fashion is hungry for you!
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Custom Spiked Skull Necklace
This Custom Spiked Skull Necklace is hardcore. Perfect for Biker chicks who are in the “Spiky Skull Gang”. Your bike could be all spiky to match, with a spiky leather jacket and spiky hair. Your name could be Spiky. I can’t wait to check out your motor-spike-cle. Sike! I mean spike! Nobody messes with the Spiky Skull Gang. Except for the Spite-ty Skull Gang, but they’re just spiteful. I think I had too much caffeine. My caffeine level spiked. Haha. That was one last joke. Like I spiked the ball over the net!
Black Spiked Mouse Mace Ears
Check out these Black Spiked Mouse Mace Ears. Mace ears? No mouse ears. Well… Yeah mace ears. Keep your weapons where everyone can see them. This piece of headgear is a mace-terpiece. Forget the space race, the mace race is where it’s at and these ears are winning. Why swing a mace when you can just put it on your head and charge at someone like a bull. Sounds good to me. I’ll get the red cape and meet you in the arena. Just don’t hit me in the butt with your mace horns.
Shark Attack Spiked Wedges
*Sits down to dinner. Eyes the hot chick across from me. Immediately starts playing footsies and moving my eyebrows.* CHOMP! HOLY HELL! *Screams and puts my bloody stump on the table. Blood shooting everywhere.*
The hot chick smiles and puts both feet on the table, all decked out in their Shark Attack Spiked Wedges, looking proud of herself. She tells me I shouldn’t swim in shark infested waters, but I don’t hear her. I’m passed out from shock and loss of blood.
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