Wear your intestines on your feet with these Intestine Socks. This will mess with anyone who has x-ray vision. They will be all like, “My powers must be messed up. Either that or this person has intestines in their legs. They must do a lot of walking to digest their food.”
Intestines will be the big fashion trend this year. I’m never wrong about these things. Except for that time I predicted that pop rocks would join salt and pepper as America’s new favorite seasoning. However that too shall come to pass.
Know where your poop comes from and show everyone else, with this