It Takes Guts To Wear These Intestine Socks

intestine socksWear your intestines on your feet with these Intestine Socks. This will mess with anyone who has x-ray vision. They will be all like, “My powers must be messed up. Either that or this person has intestines in their legs. They must do a lot of walking to digest their food.”

Intestines will be the big fashion trend this year. I’m never wrong about these things. Except for that time I predicted that pop rocks would join salt and pepper as America’s new favorite seasoning. However that too shall come to pass.

Anatomical Intestines Necklace

intestine necklaceKnow where your poop comes from and show everyone else, with this anatomical intestines necklace from Etsy seller beatblack. Display your intestinal issues on your neck for all to see.

Always wear your insides on your outside, that’s what I say. That’s why I have a tattoo of my colon on my shoulder, wrapped around an anchor. Gotta respect where the poop comes from.