Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood was a scary-ass movie. The murderous psychopath, Jason Voorhees is the star after all. There is something eerie that draws us to the heartless monster that hacks them up into bits. This Friday the 13th Part VII Jason Voorhees Jack-in-the-Box features a well sculpted 14 inch Jason Voorhees burst in his trademark cracked hockey mask. When you pop it out, it will scare the hell out of you. It is a worthy addition to any movie-themed collection.
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This Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box Is Terrifying
We’ve featured MoldyCreations stuff around here before. It’s terrifying. I’m pretty sure they use a bunch of dark elves to create their wares. Like this Nightmare Jack-In-The-Box. I’m not even turning the handle and listening to the music while waiting for this thing to pop up and I’m already terrified. Is their a child that you don’t like? I think I found the perfect gift for them. Sweet dreams you little s**t!
Fast Food Nightmare Painting
Damn. This painting titled “Fast Food Nightmare 3” is scary as hell because it’s like one of those horror movies that’s based on a true story. Let’s see if I can decode this work of art.
Basically, Ronald McDonald is feeding some GMO corn to the Taco Bell dog, who naturally has explosive diarrhea and poops on the clown prince of crime’s oversized shoe. Burger King is all like, “my thumbs are tied. I can neither help with the cleanup or serve it up as a whopper. But can you save it for me?” Then Wendy is all like, “He he. I’m evil with a cute face.” Jack in the box looks on like an illuminati master, waiting, calculating. Seeing how it all plays out. Meanwhile, it must be the blindfolded customer’s first time dining in hell, because she’s not obscenely obese. Also, she has no arms with which to choke Colonel Sander’s chicken.