Who doesn’t love plush toys? You can hug ’em, snuggle ’em and love ’em. Even when they depict terrifying horror characters. These Mezco Toyz Flatzos Horror Plush Toys are plush toys that are more flattened than usual, but still adorable. The first three toys in the series are Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and Chucky. They may be flat, but they have a ton of personality.
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These Funko POP! 8-Bit Horror Vinyl Figures are awesome. They’re super-cute Funko POP! versions of Jason and Freddy from their NES games. They will remind you of the hours you spent playing these games. They stand 3 3/4 inches tall, but will tower even taller in your heart.
Look out for this minislasher. The Friday the 13th Jason Voorhees with Sound 15-Inch Doll is the terror of mini Camp Crystal Lake. Jason comes dressed in real cloth clothing and has 9 points of articulation. Also an appropriately sized machete. He’s a psycho of small stature. It plays his iconic signature sound effect so at least you’ll know when he’s coming for you.
These Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees Lawn Gnomes will make your garden a nightmare on elf street. Yeah, I know an elf is different than a gnome. You try to come up with clever word play after downing a pint of Nyquil! No, I don’t have a cold. Was just a night cap. Anyway, these horror icons want to hang out in your garden looking scary and gnomy. Hey, there;s nothing wrong with gnomes. Some of Hollywood’s best actors and actresses are gnomes. Like Gnomy Watts for instance. Great actress.
Something wicked this way comes. Shhhhhhhh.It’s my ex-wife. I’m pretending I’m not home. But something cool is also coming. 8-Bit Horror Villains From Funko. This series features Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees and a Xenomorph. I can’t wait to see who else they add in the future. I would buy them myself, but the ex-wife just found me and she left with my money. Sad face.