These Jason Voorhees And Freddy Krueger Briefs represent a clash of two horror titans. It’s the battle of the ages. Freddy fights for one buttcheek, Jason fights for the other. The winner unites both buttcheeks and sleeps comfy between them. Make sure they don’t slash up your buttcheeks while they go at each other. I don’t know about you, but I don’t need any scarring to go with my butt acne. I got enough to worry about back there.
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Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace
I’m a Freddy, but my BFF is more of a Jason. So this Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace is perfect for us. We’re always fighting. I’m invading his dreams, he’s slashing at me. We often end up dead piled on top of each other. One time I woke up with an Oscar Mayer hot dog sticking out of my wound instead of a knife. That trickster. What a scamp! That’s friendship for you.
Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack
Freddy and Jason sittin’ in a tree, K I S S I N G… *Freddy locates my with dream GPS and whistles to Jason, saying “here is the no good ^%$&*U that’s makin’ fun of us. Freddy holds me down while Jason swings the machete! I wake up.* Damn, that was close. Can’t you guys take a joke? Anyway, I love you guys as the Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack. Lookin’ super cute guys. Are we cool now? I hope so. I should really learn to stop making fun of horror dudes.
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Friday the 13th Ice Cube Tray – Ch Ch Ch Ice Ice Ice
This Friday the 13th Ice Cube Tray is perfect for a tall glass of OMG IT’S A MASKED KILLER. Or is that a masked chiller? Ch ch ch ice ice ice… Baby… Chill your drinks with the masked head of a serial killer. Cuz drinks are always better with my main man Jason. I loved him in Nightmare on Elm Street. Just kidding. I know he’s the one known as Leatherface from the Jeepers Creepers don’t ya know.
GRANDMA STOP WRITING ON MY BLOG!
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Friday The 13th Beer Glass Chug Chug Chug Ah Ah Ah
Chug chug chug, Ah ah ah. This Friday The 13th Beer Glass has everyone’s favorite serial killer along with what he says when he’s chugging beer. The party doesn’t get started until Jason arrives. Dude is a party animal. The downside is that the party ends when he has killed everyone. So yeah, there’s that. Enjoy it while you can I guess.