Etsy seller SugarySkullsBoutique sells this cool Day of the Dead Sugar Skull Flower Hair Clip. They have several styles and are pretty adorable. They are gonna look sexy in your hair sistah! They remind me of that time I picked some mushrooms and saw skulls in flowers everywhere. Which is odd, because I was in a grocery store, not a garden. Also odd, because the mushrooms in the vegetable aisle should not make you trip. The Nyquil I had taken in the car should have made me trip. Weird huh?
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Gothic Ravenskull Headdress
This Gothic Ravenskull Headdress puts bird skulls on your own skull. Obviously this is what people are raven about this season, while others crow. Speaking of, I always confuse ravens and crows. I once asked my dad, “Why are ravens and crows different?” and he said, “Just caws”. Very helpful as usual dad. Ravenskull sounds like one of them Harry Potter houses that the sorting hat picks out for you. Like, if you really wanted hufflepuff, but got ravenskull instead. What the hell is hufflepuff anyway. Sounds like the name of a paint huffing clown under some highway bridge. Whatevs.
Mesmerizing Alien Pendants
Themoonbeams makes some really cool and Mesmerizing Alien Pendants. Or as I like to call them, alien abduction badges. Wearing these things is like jumping up and down and saying, “Me! Me! Pick me!” Then they do. They beam you up, then beam you down with a sore pooper and no preperation H.
These pendants do look pretty cool though. So shiny. But I’m not gonna get suckered in. They are pretty hypnotising though. Pretty colors…
*Wakes up on an alien ship.*
Cool and Creepy Zombie Apocalypse Ring
Celebrate the Zombie Apocalypse with this Zombie Apocalypse Ring. Give it your your zombie girl and get engaged. Just try not to break her brittle finger when putting it on. It shows a whole bunch of graves with zombies rising out of the ground. With this ring I thee wed. Now that I think about it, marriage is like a zombie apocalypse. Everything is scary at first and there’s a lot of action. Then you just talk in grunts and are generally just slobs drooling everywhere.
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Alien Facehugger Bracelet
In space no one can hear you scream. Or accessorize. But wear this Alien Facehugger Bracelet anyway cuz it is awesome. It is just filled with Facehuggers in search of a face, but finding only a wrist. It comes in two styles. One for men and one for women. You might also like this Alien Xenomorph chokers.