If you don’t mind singling yourself out for a wild abduction, check out these bright and sparkly Alien Pendants. Glitter me timbers! You better order it now just in case you experience some missing time and forget all about it. Wait- What was I just doing? I have no idea, but my butt hurts and I is sleepy. Night nights. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
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Classy Cryptids – Mythical Creature Necklaces
Buy one of these Mythical Creature Necklaces and give it to Bigfoot. That way a mythical creature will be wearing a mythical creature necklace. I just think that’s cool. This shop has Bigfoot, The Chupacabra and the Loch Ness Monster. We all know they are real though. I’ve had my own sightings. I’m not trying to convince you. Just stop being distracted. While you argue about politics on Facebook, there’s a Sasquatch squatting in your yard. Trust your instincts. That steaming pile ain’t from no dog.
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Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes
Check out this fancy Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes. It is handmade 925 sterling silver with 18k yellow gold roses and calavera engravings. Those eyes. They hypnotize me. Get out of my head and get on my finger! The seller also has one with red roses for eyes. This is one badass ring! I think I need one of these for every finger.
Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace
I’m a Freddy, but my BFF is more of a Jason. So this Freddy Krueger and Jason BFF Friendship Necklace is perfect for us. We’re always fighting. I’m invading his dreams, he’s slashing at me. We often end up dead piled on top of each other. One time I woke up with an Oscar Mayer hot dog sticking out of my wound instead of a knife. That trickster. What a scamp! That’s friendship for you.
Black Gothic Raven Bracelet – Nevermore
This Gothic Raven Bracelet is pretty awesome and pretty adorbs. You know what they say, slap a raven on your wrist if you want to be taken seriously. Get your Goth on raven style. I wonder if this deflects bullets cuz I want to be a superhero named Dr. Raven, who deflects bullets with my raven bracelets and uses my beak for only good. Also I want a cape of feathers. I would yell CAW at my enemies and also bring them shiny objects, which is weird, but whatevs, it’s what ravens do.