This Edgar Allen Poe Journal is a great place to write down all of those things that you want to deal with NEVERMORE:
Taxes
SJW weirdos
Dank memes
The store being out of what you want and you’re all like wtf!
Diets
and whatever else you might be sick of. Let the magic of the NEVERMORE bird wash these things from your mind.
Hmmmm. I wonder which monsters are in this Book Of Monsters Journal. Is it Frankenstein? Franken-Berry? The Wolfman? The guy who looks like the Wolfman, but really just needs a shave? I have no idea. But I like it. You could use this to jot down your thoughts about monsters, to draw monsters or to write then letters and beg them not to hurt you.
That is one fine looking journal. Cthulhu himself would approve and give it like 8 tentacles up. The H.P. Lovecraft Cthulhu Hardcover Journal is perfect for writing down almost anything. Here’s what Imma write:
I journal for Cthulhu
Even though I hardly knew you.
It happened one night in the valley.
In the back of the alley.
Up against the wall,
your tentacles clasping it all…
I better stop there. I get so breathless thinking about that night.
These Monster In The Keyhole Journals from Etsy seller MilleCuirs are giving me nightmares, but that may be just because I like to peep through keyholes. C’Mon that’s what they’re there for. I’ve seen like two murders, politicians cross dressing, even saw a raccoon giving an elderly dude a back massage once. Keyholes are windows to other worlds. Sometimes very dirty and very wrong worlds.
They see me peepin‘
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me peepin’ dirty…
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I don’t know about you but I like to dress my journal up in red and black lace and write sweet nothings on its pages. This Sexy Black and Red Gothic Journal is what I’m talking about. It’s a little bit Gothic, a little bit vampire, but a lot sexy. The pages have been artificially aged. Is it wrong that I just want to touch it and take it home and write in it all night?